I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I currently don't understand fingers.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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