I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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