My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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