hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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