I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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