I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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