i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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