Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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