Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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