so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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