My brain says no but my pants say off.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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