): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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