just come out here and I will go home with you...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i now understand why vodka
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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