the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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