a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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