no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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