You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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