He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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