No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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