Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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