butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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