sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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