My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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