no, he came in my armpit
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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