i think my tv is drunk
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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