There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
