how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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