I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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