Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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