weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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