quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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