i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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