I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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