You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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