well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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