For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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