I'm going to rape someone's good day.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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