I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just want to make out with him forever
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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