biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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