I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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