Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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