Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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