Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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