I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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