No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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