Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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