how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
