He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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