Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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