Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
