Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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