I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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