Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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