i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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