Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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