i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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